Friday, October 3, 2008

Have you ever....

Have you ever wanted to "forever change the rules of engagement for marshmallow gun confrontations"?

Introducing the Marshmallow Mazooka!
Item Description: The 40' Marshmallow Bazooka. This battery powered bazooka launches edible, full-size marshmallows up to 40', forever changing the rules of engagement for marshmallow gun confrontations. The integrated miscroprocessor automatically regulates air pressure, allowing you to launch up to five marshmallows in 60 seconds without manual pumping. Simply load a marshmallow into the chamber, wait for the LED on the reticle to illuminate, and pull the trigger to bombard your mark with confections. Requires two 9-volt batteries. Ages 6 and up. (Sold on Hammacher Schlemmer's website)

I saw this in a magazine today and was beside myself with laughter. First I was laughing about the fact that Marshmallow bazookas were even invented. But then I read the description and it was all over. Pretty much made my day. It makes you wander though..."who is the ad wizard that came up with that one?" (a gold star for anyone who knows who that quote came from).

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious. Less than a week ago at work, we were talking about marshmallow guns. Like, rapid-fire mini-marshmallow guns. That and backpacks full of hot chocolate...

Jess said...

I'm so glad they invented this! I have been dissatisfied with my previous marshmallow gun confrontations. Must order one...

and must make some smores...

Emily said...

Hey I just figured out that I could click on you name and pull up your blog. You look great and like you are enjoying life. I want to learn to scuba dive. Then when we are rich we can go on family trips together. I want to get these guns for eveyone in my family for christmas. Thank you for the heads up. love you guys.

P and L said...

I could definitely go for a bazooka-driven marshmallow fight...

~L